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salad fingers

Salad fingers is a mentally ill man who lives in some sort of wasteland / refuge for the insane. his only companions are his equaly crazy neighbors and a few sock puppets. He enjoys the feel of rusty metals and that has replaced sex in his psyche. He probally got his name from noting that his fingers were solid and confused it with "salad".
Salad fingers: "I love the feeling of rusty spoons, it's almost orgasmic"
by Crackymcsmacky October 4, 2005
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5 fingers

An old Jamaican insult. Equivalent to the middle finger in the USA or the 2 fingers up in the UK. It literally means you are a bastard, the five finger meaning to say that one has five fathers, thus being a bastard.
I was walking down a street in Kingston and I passed a hobo. When I didn't give him change, he gave me 5 fingers.
by WeekzDefinez January 4, 2010
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curry fingers

The brown color and utterly pungent smell left on an individuals fingers after they have fingered an Indian. It is utterly disgusting to think about when you see it and know what it is.
A: Yo dawg, Jack came in last night sayin he had got some action, and I saw he had curry fingers, yo!

B: Awww man thats nasty-ass!!
by NRp»Ωmega March 7, 2011
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Three fingers up

A pose in which you hold your index, middle, and ring finger up with your pinky curled and thumb placed over it. The opposite of four fingers up as if you’re putting three fingers up you get no bitches and do not have casual sex on the regular
“Look Kyle is putting three fingers up. He gets no bitches.”
by LightskinGoku69 April 20, 2022
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DR. JELLY FINGERS

that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.
After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!
by weave August 24, 2003
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fingering

The act of breaking one's finger while performing a coding activity on a laptop.
Bro fingering sucks.
by yeayeayeayeayyee December 31, 2020
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fingering

when a male sticks as many fingers as possible into a femlaes cunt hole until the vagina starts to spasm in wild orgasms. why guys enjoys? no idea.
"oo baby, finger me harder, harder...."
by ((feen -- g- hurr -- een)) September 21, 2003
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