Holy Fuck Ton

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

by 777tobi March 21, 2009

Throat-Fuck Fiesta

A term that has become ubiquitous among young adults to indicate a rapid succession of blow jobs. I.e. mentioning you have lockjaw from giving hundreds of blows jobs means that you probably attended a throat-fuck fiesta

Synonyms: blowjob gangbang

A: "There's got to be a term for why I have, like, SUCH BAD lockjaw right now"
B: "Like that blowjob gangbang you attended last night?"
A: "Well, I don't want to sound too casual about it..."
B: "A throat-fuck fiesta?!"
A: "...."
B: "What, you don't like parties?"

by eskimobrothers December 7, 2014

big fuck off spider

A spider so big it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

There is a big fuck off spider up there fuck this I'm out

by hgddbjyfxsgjigxdgjkff February 24, 2017

Well Fuck My Ass

Usually a term for exasperation, interchangeable for Fuck me in the ass, I hate my life, or fuck everything.

Guy on headset: "I'm about to get 40 to 1 kills!"
*Guy gets shot*
Guy on headset: "Well fuck my ass!"

by WellFuckMyAss May 21, 2017

on fuck nah

(Oh hell nah)

Person 1:yall should date
Person 2 : on fuck nah

by skeeettt December 13, 2017

Useless fuck

Someone that is good for nothing who cant do anything right

Jim is nothing but a useless fuck.

by Daveyharry July 19, 2018

Diu-fuck

To expresss extensively annoyance, contempt, or impatience

My boss keeps on calling me over the weekend. Really diu-fuck!

by Df892df March 26, 2020