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Dry Your Fanny 

An act which is to be recommended when someone is getting wound up by an otherwise trivial matter.
"I don't see why you're getting so agitated, Marlene - its only pornography. Dry your fanny!"
Dry Your Fanny by Koko Skillachi February 20, 2006

salmon sucking fanny lick 

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.
George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

granny fanny

When a smokin hot chick has a sub-par ass.
Jerry "Man look at that dime!!"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"
granny fanny by pro2aria June 6, 2007

massive stinky fanny 

a fanny which is not only massive, but also stinky.
By Jove, Smithers, your mother truly does have a massive stinky fanny!

Fishy fanny 

Her fanny smells of fish when she opens her legs
Go on Kyle lad get in there that fishy fanny u must love it
Fishy fanny by Fishy fanny March 16, 2019

Foward fanny pack 

A male gunt
Wow look at his Foward fanny pack! It's huge