shark biscuit

Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.

She could be a great surfer if only she'd get off that shark biscuit and try a real board.

by BillieBlue November 06, 2013

Mutt Shark

A Caucasian female who is attracted to African-American men.

Tracy, a Mutt Shark, is planning to go to Black Bike Week in Daytona Beach to find a new boyfriend.

by ChicagoWillie December 31, 2011

loan shark

A private individual who will, normally at grossly inflated interest rates, lend a person money. Repayment is compulsory or injury may occur. Commonly attributed to the criminal underworld

Person #1: Could I borrow a grand off you, I swear I'll pay it back.

Loan Shark: Oh, you will, believe me you will.

by Lazlo Woodbine July 24, 2004

loan shark

A guy who will lend you money when no one else will, but extort you in interest and totally kick your ass if you don't pay.

A loan shark lent me $500. I couldn't pay it back, so I bought a one-way plane ticket to Siberia.

by T. Tan July 23, 2004

spoon shark

A person who slams methamphetamines.

Your mom called they want their spoon shark back.

by cranksterman February 05, 2006

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

Sazmac: "You are such a hark the shark"

by Sazmac February 18, 2007

monocle shark

A derisive term used to describe the styling of the 2010 BMW S 1000 RR motorcycle. The bike features an ill-matched set of design elements which includes one round headlight paired with one triangular headlight, and large "fish gill" shaped vents located in Japanese-styled bodywork.

Man, that new BMW is fast, but the designers must have been dropping acid to dream up the dastardly monocle shark.

by XB Swordsman May 12, 2009