When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass
by Komoot May 19, 2021
Get the Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussymug. Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
Get the One eyed whistlemug. An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high
"hey wheres tom"
"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"
"oh fuck how much did he have"
"easily 13 cones just to himself"
"mans gonna be on journey"
"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"
"oh fuck how much did he have"
"easily 13 cones just to himself"
"mans gonna be on journey"
by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018
Get the Chook eyedmug. A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
Get the joogle the cross eyed danglermug. okay the blue eyed girl is the one who goes around asking questions never around never to be seen okay
by 201HH April 8, 2024
Get the BLUE EYED GIRLmug. The actual Shogun of Inazuma as Baal was actually a Puppet, She is kind hearted unlike Baal being rude.
by Haruko_Sama November 22, 2021
Get the Eimug. Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
Get the Wide Eyed Banditmug.