precursery examination

An assortment of inspections and tests that a pediatrician and/or child psychologist performs on a toddler during the time when he's just learning to talk, in order to determine the likelihood that he will develop a "potty mouth".

A precursery examination is all well and good, but I think that a physician should also check on how the child's PARENTS AND SIBLINGS "behave themselves" verbally, as well --- whether or not THEY exhibit a perpetually "salty" vocabulary is often a much-better indication of whether Little Junior is going to begin acquiring a "colorful" vocabulary than the results of any physical/medical tests!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018

Phantom Exams

Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.

Medical students are the most vulnerable.

Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.

Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.

Jon: same bro, same.

by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 13, 2018

contra-example

The opposite of an example, tells the audience how NOT to do something.

Teacher: Be attentive when our guest speaker is giving their speech
Student lounging with their phone at the back: Whut do u mean be attentive?
Teacher, irritated: Well a contra-example will be acting like you

by Harvard University Press July 12, 2019

proctored exam

A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.

Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.

My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.

by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

Vibration Examination

A formal term for vibe check

"Ok, as your doctor, I'mma have to give you a vibration examination."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

Shit Exactly

When you take a shit but there is nothing to wipe or your first wipe doesn’t have shit on it.

I though it would take me a while in the bathroom but I had a shit exactly.

by Dän The Great December 30, 2020

Balls Examinator

A man who examines balls for a living.

Yesterday I went to the Balls Examinator, turns out I have testicular cancer.

by The balls examinator May 17, 2022