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monster energy

an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.
Jason: Hey, is katie drinking monster energy?
Alice: Yea, i wonder if she actually likes it.
by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021
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B.o.t Energy

Ball Odor Tart Energy. That one person who's always ruining the vibe like smelly balls. The one who always smell for no reason and tries to be cool.
Yeah, patrick might be cute but he got that B.o.t energy. last time i was vibin he came with that B.o.t energy and tried to do the new dance but hit me in the face
by Someone_Stark April 20, 2020
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big mauka energy

A person who clearly has whakapapa to Kāi Tahu - you can just tell they have a big mauka
Friend: "Are you Kāi Tahu?"

Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"

Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"
by Mō Kā Uri August 30, 2023
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South Campus Energy

A student at The Ohio State University who lives on the south side of campus. Typically means the person is attractive and enjoys partying much more than the chodes on north campus
Chad: Bro she is so hot
Kyle: Yeah bro, she has that south campus energy for sure
by KyleFromBetaApplePi August 13, 2019
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Joe; God Of Energy

Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.

Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.

Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.

Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
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Pop-tart energy

Pop-tart energy is a term used for someone with constant energy as soon as they wake up!
by This podcast is rigged March 3, 2024
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Kranch Energy

Much like the condiment, “Kranch” which is an amalgamation of Ketchup and Ranch Dressing, “Kranch Energy” denotes that just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
Bro’s givin’ off thatKranch Energy.”
by LootNinja87 March 29, 2024
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