A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023
Get the Wobbly eyedmug. by RonMark46 March 29, 2021
Get the nigga eyedmug. Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
Get the One eyed whistlemug. Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.
You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.
He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.
He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.
by Edz67 July 20, 2023
Get the bleary eyedmug. The act of rubbed your butt with another persons butt while being lathered with soap. Much like a butterfly kiss but with buttcheeks.
by Stoctopus March 16, 2021
Get the Brown Eyed Butterfly Kissmug. by Einey June 10, 2011
Get the One-eyed-russellmug. The Bok-eyed pass is used in Rugby Union and was invented in South Africa by U14 schoolboys. Johan Erasmus then elevated it to the international stage claiming it to be a new innovation along with other means of deliberate & underhand foul play that incompetent referees & World Rugby fail to punish.
Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking’ subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’.
Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking’ subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’.
“Forward pass referee!”. Ref: “No, you’re playing the Springboks, that was a Bok-eyed pass, perfected by Rassie”. Genius.
by Spratman July 21, 2025
Get the Bok-eyed passmug.