dustie the dog

a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time

Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”

by lemaighphoe April 22, 2023

Dusty Fish

A sexual manuever/prank where you take a pinch of dirt or sand and sprinkle it in the pussy, then immediately start fingerbanging the fuck out of it.

Bethenny's pussy was pretty sore after the dusty fish I gave her.

by Dr. Ducky November 30, 2020

dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick

Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 August 19, 2015

dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and you pull out and there is dust on your dick

Tim-"I banged Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Nice, did you get a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 August 20, 2015

dusty dime

A fairly attractive older lady who obviously used to be a dime piece back in the day.

"Yo, check out that milf"
"Yeah she is a dusty dime alright"

"Yo, check out that milf"
"Yeah she is a dusty dime"

"Yo, have you seen the bikini photos of Jack's mom?"
"Yeah dude she is a dusty dime alright "

by Keiththeturk August 25, 2015

dusty frog

The worst insult you could say to a person

“You’re such a dusty frog dude!”

by Beep_8339 December 30, 2022

dusty donut

Must summon the ashes of a deceased grandmother (preferably yours or your sexual life partner) only then to sprinkle on to the sexual organ of your said respected specimen (living) to then set It on fire... Your mission: put out the fire via intercourse. Commence the dusty donut. Your welcome ;)

Hey Chester, are we using Ethal or Agetha this time for the the dusty donut?

Chester: Ehh, Ethal i think died older... The finer the wine, the better :)

by TheMadrian April 2, 2016