by Nagol-Jit December 26, 2021
Get the Lava-Dragon mug.Last night this chick gave me a dragon tongue with no warning and it was so sensitive that I accidentally slapped her.
by James S. Wheelhouse September 12, 2017
Get the Dragon tong mug.Ejaculating on a man's facial hair, and allowing to it to drip down their face, giving the impression of a bearded dragon.
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The best Dad in the entire world.
-That ever has been or ever will be.
-There is none like him.
-When your having a bad day all you need to know is that "He Exsists" Yahuah
Also God Aloah:
Psalm 18:8
Went up smoke from his nostrils and fire from his mouth devouring coals were kindled by it.
Alah ashn ba'apu u'ash m'pyn tak'a'l ghlym baru m'mnu
The best Dad in the entire world.
-That ever has been or ever will be.
-There is none like him.
-When your having a bad day all you need to know is that "He Exsists" Yahuah
Also God Aloah:
Psalm 18:8
Went up smoke from his nostrils and fire from his mouth devouring coals were kindled by it.
Alah ashn ba'apu u'ash m'pyn tak'a'l ghlym baru m'mnu
" Hey Dragon Dad ..how is fighting against all evil, your ex-wife and all the hordes of hell going?"
by ThePersistanceIsReal February 27, 2021
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Get the Dragon stamp mug.When an Asian Archer ejaculates over a family member he hasn't seen in a decade and is some way surprised."
"I gave my Dad a Spirit Dragon when I saw him in the mall. We were playing hide and seek for ten years now; I nearly gave up!"
by Piggy Blakey June 13, 2016
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