Donald Trump
A tiny-fingered, cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing, anus-lipped, narcissistic bag of flaming methane that's managed to convince borderline retarded voters to nominate him for the Republican presidential candidate. He has done so by continuously exploiting the fears and prejudices of said stupid people, whipping them into a frothing, xenophobic frenzy. It doesn't take a psychologist to see he is simply just a manipulative sociopath who doesn't actually have any political ideology. Evidence for this comes from the fact that he's flip flopped on many of his positions, and having been very buddy-buddy with the Clintons in years past. Any of his solutions to problems are so pathetically one-dimensional that a two-year-old could dissect them, and when asked about the specifics of how he's going to execute these plans, he is never able to. But his supporters are complete sheep, so they gobble it up like it was manna sent from heaven. For The Donald, he is in the race for one thing, and one thing only: The Donald. The people supporting him are just a means to an end (see: useful idiots). When you're in a race with Hillary Clinton, and you're dumb enough to nominate someone who is an even bigger megalomanaiacal sociopath than she is, you fucked up.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are completely unlikable, and are completely unelectable. Miraculously, Trump manages to make Clinton look like a saint in comparison (I just puked in my mouth typing that). There is only one viable option, now that the American electorate has fucked up so miserably: Sweet Meteor of Death-Cthulu 2016. Just end it already.
Donald Trump by Dr. Snark, PhD August 5, 2016
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