dogstracted

The type of person who is distracted by, and absolutely has to touch every single dog that crosses their path.

Sorry I’m late. I was dogstracted.

by Shakti Power February 4, 2018

Dogshit

Graduation by Kanye West

Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven is better than dogshit

by cutebutthole June 12, 2018

dogsnow

When you take a Solid brick of cocaine and drown it in liquid shit and eat it as you would a giant rice crispies treat dessert.

You coming tonight? I heard there’s gonna be Dogsnow.

by Keirac17 May 18, 2018

Dogsumption Syndrome

A rare disease caused by the consumption of any type of dog. Effects include: wet nose, severe hair growth (type varies depending on what the dog's hair was), unusual growling and barking, heavy mouth breathes, tongue sticking out, brain decay, literally becoming a dog, and many more.

"Hey, consume the dog for some nutrients."

"Hell no, I don't wanna get Dogsumption Syndrome."

by TotallyNotZel June 15, 2019

dogshit

money that was obtained illegally, specifically through credit card fraud.

“trippin like i’m clumsy in the mall oops, silly me. dogshit stuffed in the pockets of my skinny jeans.” -shittyboyz

by scummybunny August 21, 2019

dogshit

your bad a bad at the game just quit

"holy you're fucking dogshit at the game mate"

by Mongraal. November 30, 2019

DogShit

very alluring

Amanda looks like dogshit

by gobloktolol May 12, 2020