december 24 

if you were born on this day you are the most precious and smolest bean on the fuck planet; oh and youre also maried to harry styles ;) YEAH YOU LOUIS TOMLINSON

whens your birthday?

- december 24 why?

oh well it says here youre married to harry styles?

- do i LOOK as gorgeous as louis tomlinson????

december 24 by im high on larry🥴 October 26, 2019

10th December 

The day the cutest girl with most juicy thighs is born, she also has a cute personality but not very popular.

dam bet she was born on 10th December

10th December by oniichansleftasscheek January 2, 2021

1st december 

People born this day are the coolest, funniest and prettiest people in the friend group. They are always the life of the party and are really fun to be around.

Jack : "Hey! Do you know why Glebs is so cool?"

John: " No, why?"

Jack : " It's because he was born in 1st december."

1st december by totallynotgleb February 10, 2021

1. December 

When you are done with no nut november. You need to wank off. So you wank off on obviously 1. December. So after holding your cum for a month, you cum so much that you have never seen so much cum before.

Ah yes! Finally it's December! I Can finally orgasm! Finally No nut november is over! Best day ever 1. December!

1. December by PUG5 November 14, 2019

December 5 

this is the day were beautiful boys and girls are born. they're not scared to say anything to your face, which is why so many people adore them

omg she going right up to that bully she is so forward, is her birthday December 5.

December 5 by and I oop sksksksks November 3, 2019

December 3rd 

People born on december 3rd are legendary motherfuckas who will do anything for the boys because you can never dog the boys and if you do dog them you shouldnt exist people born on this day also are the best boyfriends and have the biggest dicks

Bacon: you see that kid over there he looks like a legend
Brae: must be someone born on december 3rd

December 3rd by Wa ge November 1, 2019

December Dump 

1). The act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after December 1st in order to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

Man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the December dump.

December Dump by TayHawk December 17, 2010