December 5

National Slap Ass Day

*slaps ass*

Friend 1: “why would you do that?”
You: “it’s December 5th I had to.”

by truckers101 December 5, 2019

December 16

Today is the day the cutest people are born, PERIOD💞😍😍

It's my birthday

It's December 16, no wonder why you cute af!!

by YaBored November 5, 2019

December 9th

National ask out your crush day. Go shoot your shot!!

Girl: Hey (boy)..
Boy: What’s up? :)
Girl: Wanna go out with me? It’s december 9th!
Boy: Yes! But why on december 9th?
Girl: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Emilyxrose December 2, 2019

December 19

if you were born on this day you have to ask out your crush and not be scared

Gabby : its December 19 you know what that means

Miley : I have to.......
Gabby : ask out Marvin

by Miley is a BITCH December 4, 2019

22nd of December

22nd of December is apparently, according to survays, the best day of the year. If that is your birthday, you are the best person in the friend group!

hey! its 22nd of December! its the best day! lets go get some ice cream!

by anabelle.jinx November 9, 2020

December 1st

This is a day where you can grab peoples asses and also you can pull them in by they waist and kiss them

Yo why’d you just grab her ass

It’s December 1st dumb ass

by Aalyla October 23, 2019

December 2

December 2nd is the one day that all school students should skip. This day should be a day to celebrate the best time of the year (also celebrating the end of No Nut November).

Mom: Honey shouldn’t you be getting ready for school?
Kid: No mom its December 2

by factspitter819 October 29, 2019