December 9th

National ask out your crush day. Go shoot your shot!!

Girl: Hey (boy)..
Boy: What’s up? :)
Girl: Wanna go out with me? It’s december 9th!
Boy: Yes! But why on december 9th?
Girl: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Emilyxrose December 02, 2019

December 30

If you were born on this day you are.... SAVAGE along with people on March 9, November 18, and June 26. SO Happy Birthday if it is your day. Enjoy your day right before New Years

Person: WAIT! Your born on December 30?!?!
Person who was born on December 30: Yup that means i'm SAVAGE!

by Savage Birthday Poster December 30, 2019

No cum December

November was no nut November well now on December we have no cum December its like no nut November BUT ITS ONLY FOR GIRLS ! a little pay back

girls: HA U LOST NO NUT NOVEMBER

guys: Well let’s see if h survive no cum December 😂

by MASTER ! November 14, 2019

December 2

December 2nd is the one day that all school students should skip. This day should be a day to celebrate the best time of the year (also celebrating the end of No Nut November).

Mom: Honey shouldn’t you be getting ready for school?
Kid: No mom its December 2

by factspitter819 October 29, 2019

December 6

International tell your girlfriend what to do day. if they don’t do what you tell them they owe you $500.

boyfriend: heyy it’s december 6!
girlfriend: oh no

by pidgeon1736 November 28, 2021

December 6

National ‘get drunk December’ day. All high school pupils in the UK have to get absolutely smashed out their heads before school so the teachers have no idea what’s going on. Also bring vodka instead of water in your water bottle

‘Bro is that vodka is derr’
‘Yeah why fam’
‘Oh yea is december 6th init’
‘Yeah you forgetful little dick ed’

by thumbsmeup November 08, 2019

December 19

if you were born on this day you have to ask out your crush and not be scared

Gabby : its December 19 you know what that means

Miley : I have to.......
Gabby : ask out Marvin

by Miley is a BITCH December 04, 2019