How was your date with the farmer's daughter?
It was good until she gave me a Sloppy Dallas. My dick looked like it was covered in lawn trimmings.
It was good until she gave me a Sloppy Dallas. My dick looked like it was covered in lawn trimmings.
by Greeniie October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by Jinxradar October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by TeethCup October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. John: Hey man, that girl from that party last night gave me a sloppy Dallas.
Eric: That country girl?
John: Yeah!
Eric: No way, dude!
Eric: That country girl?
John: Yeah!
Eric: No way, dude!
by GoonsFan69 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. When you take dip (chewing tobacco), push it deep within someone’s WET pussy, take it out after 10 minutes and let it sit in a room temp area for 2 minutes. Then chew it.
McNasty: “I’m trynna get a Sloppy Dallas”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”
by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020
Get the Mega Dallas Dipmug. The most whinny fan base in the world, thinks it America’s team but really is the worst team in the NFL, hasn’t won a super since most of the draft picks in 2021 wasn’t born
by Yourmommy6969 April 30, 2021
Get the Dallas Cowboysmug. by Yeetification October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug.