A person who abuses their person (the knight) but expects eternity -- only come to find out there are other dragons at play that make them spray!
by papa twots February 6, 2023
Get the sleepy dragonmug. by pisshitasscuntfuck January 8, 2023
Get the Cal the dragonmug. A adjective synonymous with idiot, stupidity, and rampant ADHD. Sometimes used as a noun when something is FUBARed.
Dave: I’m going bust a nut at the local Domino’s.
Brian: You better not.
Dave: I’m only joking!
Brian: Well, you have black dragon tendencies, so I wouldn’t put it past you.
Brian: You better not.
Dave: I’m only joking!
Brian: Well, you have black dragon tendencies, so I wouldn’t put it past you.
by HushHush11 September 28, 2022
Get the Black Dragonmug. A Mythical water dragon that only eats meat . . Once this Throat Dragon Grabs your meat she will fly away with it in her mouth and take your soul . (Commonly found in Hookah Lounges , Kickbacks , Malls , And these are just some of the areas they reside in. Watch out for the Rare Super Mega Soul Sucker . Once she gives you that gawk gawk 3000 you are known to never exist anymore . 🤯
by blahzae November 23, 2021
Get the Throat Dragonmug. When you go to Yard House, enjoy an IPA and a burger, then go home with a dude on the DL and eat each other’s asses.
by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021
Get the Tossing the Dragonmug. An animal in the hood on or around dark ass road. This cat makes a mean meow or growl aounds like a roar from a ligerpotomous. And you are high on meth smoking a cigarette outside and you don't know why this potental dragon sized bobcat is coming your way. But most likely you've just been up a few days and your paranoid and trippin.
Him: Holy fuck dude that mf sounds crazy
Her: what is it david
Him: krysta are you serious ita a fuckin dragon cat i need to make sure i can out run you bc that bitch sounds mad.
Her: what is it david
Him: krysta are you serious ita a fuckin dragon cat i need to make sure i can out run you bc that bitch sounds mad.
by David "Dee Wopo" the shoota January 16, 2020
Get the dragon catmug. Dragon Sex is the toughest most vigorous sex that a human can have, likely ending with someone in tears.
chad 1: cant wait to have some nice dragon sex with stacy.
chad 2: idk man, didnt you cry a bunch last time?
chad 2: idk man, didnt you cry a bunch last time?
by RealSquidDude December 10, 2019
Get the Dragon Sexmug.