hysterical dave

A small purple creature who is hysterical.

Jimmy! I just saw hysterical Dave run past!!

by Uncle jumbo February 24, 2020

It was Dave

When something goes wrong in the work place even though Dave might not be there you will always say. It was Dave I seen him do it.

When the titanic sank it was Daves fault

by Night-crew December 15, 2021

The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021

ranger dave

A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.

That cat at the party was ranger dave with them bitches.

by hooker cat July 20, 2014

Mini Dave

A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.

Mini Dave.

by Mini Dave November 21, 2020

Daves

Daves are the Scouse slang for cigarettes

What's happening lad , got any Daves for me ?

by Theniro April 20, 2018

Daves

A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe

Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead

by Judos January 13, 2020