Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.

A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"

by CustardBoose February 24, 2018

Big Customer

Ya main customer when ya selling drugs.

"You tryna meet my boy, hes bouta pick up a couple zips real quick hes one of my big customers."

by Alcohol n juuls August 13, 2018

Bitch custurd

Bitchyness so hard its oozing. There's so much bitchyness that it becomes a substance of it's own.

You hear this lady over here the bitch custurd is so strong

by Tike008 August 22, 2018

Bitch custurd

Bitchyness so hard its oozing. When theres so much bitchyness that it becomes a substance of its own.

This lady is full of bitch custurd

by Tike008 August 22, 2018

Cummy Custard

A special custard in which the egg is substituted with semen.

"I can't wait to get home today. I'm gonna try making some cummy custard!"
"You what??"

by MeEeEeN October 31, 2019

The Customers

A mediocre garage surf band made up of high school kids in south jersey that sounds a little too much like the growlers. Chances are if you go to one of their gigs you arent going for the music.

Yo are you going to the customers tonight?
Yeah man how much are they selling cigs for?

by sunnysideup56 February 3, 2020

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020