For example, Jamie McColgan was asked to get chocolate from downstairs by his loving sister as Jamie is very sneaky. Jamie said no! Therefore Jamie is a Crusty Dusty Dino.
by lil nig 🤭 August 27, 2019
John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?
Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
by Fishlipss March 29, 2014
the crustiest of cheese, the crusty mc cheese is an entity from the dawn of time. It's phrase has been repeated throughout history, when anyone or anything thinks of the most sanctified crusty mc cheese , it grows more powerful, it seeks all things to be turned into crusty cheese. all praise be to crusty mc cheese.
by eseehc cm ytsurc April 13, 2021
A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 10, 2010
When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.
Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk
Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk
“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”
“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”
“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”
by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 19, 2017
When a girl takes a shit over the closed eyes of a guy during sex. They let the shit cake and dry up over the eyes as the guy keeps his eyes closed. Then just as he is about to cum he opens his eyes like a buttercup opening it’s leaves for sunlight while the shit flakes and brakes up all over her back
by Themuncherito October 13, 2019
by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017