virgils cream soda

I drink that is brewed in small batches by the highest choir of angles, thus making it the most delicious soda ever known to man.

Yeah last night I blew a huge load after I finished that virgils cream soda.

by Daupperle January 3, 2008

Making whip cream

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping willy, wonking your cronker,cranking the crank.

mom: johnny has been in his room for an hour.
Dad: oh, he must be making whip cream

by hosin sauce September 12, 2009

ice cream

flavored frozen cream that comes in different flavors.

"Let's go to the ice cream shop across the street."

by lookatthiscoolname;O December 6, 2006

Cherry cream

The act of injecting cherry kool aid into the scrotum using a syringe. The result will be a scrumptious blend of cherry and semen which you can then surprise your sexual partner with.

"Ever since ive been whipping up that cherry cream all of the bitches have been on my dick."

by yogzula July 2, 2008

Cream Pie

When You Eat A Pie Made Of Ejaculation

Cream Pie

by pussydestryer69696Mr.NiggerBot April 13, 2017

vaginal cream

Vaginal cream is used for the relief of vaginal symptoms such as dryness or itch.

She had a wicked pussy itch, so she put some vaginal cream on her vaginal regions.

by shayas21 June 1, 2005

Cum Creamer

The act of saving your jizz in a container for a month then taking a container of coffee creamer and pouring your dated jizz into said creamer so the next person in your house to drink coffee with creamer will also get a mouth full of cum.

I gave my girl some cum creamer in her coffee.

by CumCreamer December 22, 2016