Comcast

Comcast, better known as Com-cunt, is an evil son of a fucking bitch that nobody cares but the company.

An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.

...A.k.a The Shit.

1) Quick! We need to destroy Comcast or we'll be doomed!!

by RealSparky0320 February 23, 2019

coaster conditioning

Riding the more extreme rollercoasters with the intention of acclimating oneself to the generally stimulating nature of riding rollercoasters.

Bill was nervous about riding rollercoasters, so he deliberately rode the steepest coaster in the state first, thus coaster conditioning himself.

by BrakeNow March 22, 2019

Coast'splaining

When a smug west coast or northeast coast liberals talks over or tries to 'splain to liberals in the south. Often in a condescending and holier than thou manner.

West Coast Liberal: "I'm glad hollywood is pulling out of the south"

Southern Liberal: "That's only going to hurt us"

West Coast Liberal: "If you don't like it, you should just move"

Southern Liberal: "Maybe I want to stay and fight... stop coast'splaining!"

by ModEschar June 4, 2019

Coaster Rape

The act of getting on a roller coaster or amusement park ride by yourself and having a stranger sit right next to you

Person 1: I can’t get on that with you, it’s too scary
Person 2: Fine. I hope I don’t get Coaster Raped, that would be awful and awkward

by ShowThemTitties August 14, 2019

Coastists

A group of people that favorite one coast over another. Typically associated with the USA.

Kyle: I can't believe they the NFL is starting this second MNF game at 10:20 EST. Do they care about us at all?

AP: No dude, they're a bunch of coastists. They totally cater to all the needs of the West Coast. It's total bullshit

by Snaplatts September 9, 2019

Coaster-Faggot

A slang or insult used to define a Toxic or stupid person in the rollercoaster community

the word originated from Deviantart

"Look at these coaster-faggots they are doing *Insert any toxic action here*"

by anonymous cus no September 16, 2019

comstant

occurring continuously over a period of time, while masturbating with the other hand.

“A comstant facepalmer”

by ohnoes December 5, 2019