Clacked

CLACKED. Hampshire UK term for when a man hits his testicals together accidentally and causes mind altering agony that usually causes vomiting or sometimes passing out due to the Wilkinson sword razor blade type pain that comes afterwards.

Dear God! I just CLACKED my nuts! I'm gonna faint!

by Microplus April 1, 2024

Coachella Time

When you are going to be 15 or more minutes late to an event, but you let your friends know right before you are supposed to be there.

Starr: Sorry guys, I know I said 6:30, but I won’t be there until 6:45

Pheelips: She on that Coachella Time!

by Pheelips April 15, 2024

Coach Green

Big Buttole man who gets peg by wife daily. Favorite pastimes include smoking menthol ciggarettes and drinking caffiene. Stinky.

Coach Green walk weird after pegged

by Bhuthaw man April 29, 2024

Coachella 2016

"It was coachella 2016, this was the vibe at the time." Kendall Jenner

Using coachella 2016 means pointing out that something is old or outdated like outfits or selfie poses and that they are cringe nowadays.

It was coachella 2016, this was the vibe at the time.

by Chppellroanfan June 14, 2024

coach appreciation

coach appreciation day is a day where you post/tell your coach for whatever sport how much they appreciate you or how they have shaped you

(person 1) Hey Coach! I appreciate you and all you’ve done for me
(person 2) Aww thank you, but why out of nowhere?
(person 1) It’s coach appreciation day!

by Poophole454 June 29, 2024

Coach Bails

The absolute goat of all track coaches in the entire observable universe; none come close.

Katy Tompkins: “I fear no soul.”

“Coach Bails is coming.”

Katy Tompkins: “…”

by trackfreshmanslayer March 9, 2026

coach a

To kill someone or destroy something beyond repair.

Guy: What happened to that car?
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.

by CrazyCatBunker November 18, 2024