chair

i walked into my room to see my beautiful room mate lying on my bed completly naked. my eyes looked her up and down. her massive boobs were bouncing on her chest and she was humping my pillow. my heart started beating faster. i slowly walked over to her and she grabbed me, pulling off my clothes. she slowly peeled off my bra and thong and i jumped on her. she aggresively kissed my lips, and played with my tongue. i slowly moved up and sat on her head. she licked my pussy so hard i moaned loudly. our room mate heard and made her way in. she saw us and immediatly pulled all her clothes off. she grabbed me and sat on top of me, humping and scissoring my pussy. her chest bounced as she went up and down. our other room mate clearly felt jealous so she licked alissa (the third room mate)'s pussy slowly, to make her beg for it. i was in heaven. we were moaning very loudly. 'ahhhh, stop it!' i shrieked while alissa rubbed her pussy on mine. our english teacher was walking by, and heard us. she opened thedoor and saw us. alissa stopped for a second but i begged her to keep going. she obeyed, and licked me even faster. i saw a flash of anger on the teacher's eyes. it was soon replaced with a look of greed. she ran up to us, slowly undressing as she went, grabbed me and pinned me against the wall. she shoved her massive tits in my face, before proceeding to finger my pussy. the others watched

chair.

yup

by bipwulf [sub to me on yt] May 15, 2022

Chair in a cup

after a god named Kyle blessed the world with the words "Chair in a cup" the world has never been the same. These words mean a cult of powerful, prideful, incredible, unstable idiots that will take over the world

Boy 1 "Hey man how are you doing?"
Boy2 "Great man, hey Boy3 how are you?"
Boy3 "Chair in a cup"
Boy1 and Boy2 "NOOOOOOOOO"

by anonymous August 4, 2022

Restraint Chair

A chair with restraints used to restrain someone

Lane McCotter was serving as the director of the Utah State Prison system on the day that Valent was put in a restraint chair

by JGS Studios February 9, 2023

chair

A chair is chair, and it is a object that exist. Or is it?

A: How are you?
Michael: Do chair exist?

by iamahackernowarrestme September 17, 2021

Chair

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.

Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.

by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009