This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
Get the Chair Assmug. The ultimate symbol of Motivation and Power. First appearing in a mod for DMC5, a plastic chair is utilized as a seat by Vergil (The Storm that is approaching). It was popularized by social media, primarily by Youtube, where it became a meme in the DMC fandom. It is now an icon in gaming, just like Vergil.
by VergilSonOfSparda October 19, 2024
Get the Plastic Chairmug. “Faraj chair” That single chair in a hotel room that's always somehow facing the bed.
And Faraj always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀
And Faraj always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀
by Rodri Is Mid April 21, 2023
Get the Faraj Chairmug. by pepe is daddy. April 3, 2016
Get the chair huggermug. by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022
Get the that one chair at 3AMmug. An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.
For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...
"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
by Xit August 31, 2008
Get the Chair Ridingmug. It’s a chair that you can spin around on, ITS SO FUCKING FUN, until the teacher tells you to sit on a normal chair for spinning to much.
by Cows31 July 31, 2022
Get the Spinny chairmug.