After a hearty Stanley Cup victory the Canucks decided to steal the Maple Leaf's moose antlers from their club room. Whilst doing that the Forward who shall remain nameless from the Canucks "accicentally" found his way into the shower room of the Maple Leaf's and found some maple syrup sitting in a shower stall. He then attempted to abscond with the maple syrup and was stopped by the entire team. As they were fighting Sarah Palin walked in to "comfort" the Leafs, and the rest is history.
Let's just say, the maple syrup was not used for pancakes.
Let's just say, the maple syrup was not used for pancakes.
Oh man, let's commemorate the victory of the Canucks and have a "Canada's History" night, baby, you know what I mean.
by colbertbabymama February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a sexual act of a football player violats a woman while a moose licks maple syrup off your feet. this sexual act does not finish until the woman says 20 polite sentances ending in ay.
by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon
the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
by C Nation February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant
paul: hey mike, how it go last night?
mike: o man we did canada's history!!
paul: really?!
mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
mike: o man we did canada's history!!
paul: really?!
mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
by tayson 88 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. by SeriousCarl February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When two men dressed as lumberjacks shave each other's pubes and glue them to each other's faces before French kissing for 45 minutes. An adult beaver must be watching and thumping its tail against a pile of logs, and both men must drizzle maple syrup over their genitalia once the kissing as completed.
by ColbertMD February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. all the worst, most explicit words all combined into one super-offending term, Canada's History.
Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.
Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.
by omeezy_4_sheezy February 5, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.