by idarr December 29, 2018
Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
by GuardMan69 December 14, 2019
The act of instigating a late night online multiplayer gaming session with your chums.
Like getting a booty call but for games. Preferably ones with guns.
Like getting a booty call but for games. Preferably ones with guns.
by Bramby Cakes July 01, 2019
When you are low on credit and don't want to waste it. So you ring your boy and after hearing one ring you hang up so he gets a missed call and rings you back. Credit saved.
by LukeBishop January 23, 2016
A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
by buddhaquaker April 04, 2017
to urinate
"I'll only be a minute, it's just a local call".
Similar, "I'll be right back, gotta make a long distance call". (Poop)
Similar, "I'll be right back, gotta make a long distance call". (Poop)
by Doctah Jeff January 17, 2014
When you call someone, they check the screen on their phone, see it's you - and proceed to NOT answer.
You: /Ring /Ring /Ring
Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."
You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.
Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."
You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.
by Le Duque October 30, 2009