cake fart

The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.

Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"

by Steve06 August 28, 2008

Cut that Cake

Same thing as fucking somone.

Yo, when you going to let me cut that cake?

by xocandii June 10, 2011

Walmart cake

A steaming pile of poo, most often loose & left outside of typical fecal depositories.

Holiday Walmart shoppers are known for their intolerance to inconvenience, and therefore are prone to leaving Walmart cakes on the bathroom floor for the employees to clean up.

by Bad Billy December 1, 2003

Urinal Cake

Probably the greatest band ever to have formed at Alma College.

"What is that Urinal Cake I hear? I think I just creamed myself."

by beejer March 26, 2008

loller cakes

The act of laughing while engulfing large amounts of cake while playing online computer games.

Alex Chan was committing loller cakes after he killed the camper.

by cheesecake miss hotness ... and bake January 21, 2008

jakey cake

wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

by poopfacelol June 27, 2010

carrot-cake

(noun)

1. A cake made from carrot gratings and walnuts.
2. The term used to describe a girl who has over excessivley fake tanned (carrot) and is wearing too much make up (cake face).

1."OMG, my mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!"
2."Oh great here comes carrot-cake, i reckon you'd need a shovel to find her face."
3."Did you see Craig making out with carrot-cake over there?"

by Noor , xx March 15, 2008