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couch

were you fuck your girlfriend.
Boy: ima put you on da couch!
Girl: what i dont want to!
Boy too bad! oo oo oh ya!
by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020
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The Couch

The couch is a couch in every theater department, usually in a practice room or above the stage, that is strictly used for sex.
Person 1: I saw Liam and Ella go up to The Couch

Person 2: oh is that why it’s a different color
by Professional Among Us September 7, 2021
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Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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cough couch

when you are asked if your going somewhere
are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”
by poopei October 6, 2020
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couch chip

that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.

bad idea.
Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"
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sitting couch

A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.

Preferably used when:

A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.

¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):

a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
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Couch-potatous

describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.
My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."
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