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Smiling Burrito

Making a smiley face with a magic marker on the tip of your penis and allow it outside your speedo.
While on a Mexican Vacation I went to beach to showoff my Smiling Burrito.
by Mister Smiley Coos Bay January 3, 2022
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yankee burrito

A cheese roll-up with a hot dog, sometimes set in the fryer to hold it's shape. Usually a flour tortilla 8-12" holding yellow american type of cheese with a basic chicken, pork, and/or beef hotdog. Sometimes dipped to add flavor and hold a crispy dipable shape for ranch, cheese, or salsas from such fast food places as Amigo's/King's Classic. At home normally just a cheese quesadilla with a hotdog microwaved.
All I had left in the fridge was shredded cheese and hotdogs. So I nuked it on a tortilla to make a Yankee burrito.
by Chestertm927 February 15, 2021
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White Burrito

A sex act where one person with a penis ejaculates into the area between the head and foreskin of another person's penis. The tip of the foreskin is then tied off, sealing the flavor within. To eat a white burrito, simply untie the foreskin and suck out the content.
Do you want to try giving me a White Burrito tonight? I heard it tastes incredible...
by estragSheesh December 11, 2021
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Outside Burrito

An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”
Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”
by Eweesheewee March 12, 2020
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Spicy burrito

by Bobby Tarantino July 1, 2017
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Burrito Blunt

A blunt too massive for an average person to consume
Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"
by McWeave May 16, 2016
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Thonksshobing burrito

A good spirit that watches out for people during Thanksgiving break
The thonksshobing burrito is so nice :>>>
by mlemingshobe November 23, 2019
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