Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 5, 2020
Get the Burrito Festmug. The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.
"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019
Get the Burrito Squeegeemug. by Jedsall August 7, 2022
Get the Beefy Burritomug. by Cum burrito(; June 14, 2021
Get the BURRITOmug. Niggas from the mexican cartel
by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024
Get the Burrito Banditsmug. When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”
by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 30, 2024
Get the Meat and Cheese burritomug. May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
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by Crosonte October 17, 2018
Get the Burrito catmug.