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Brian

The Name "Brian" comes from the Norse god "Brian" who killed just about anything that pissed him off. He once fought five years at once because he thought one bear took his scrapings from a candy bar. "Brian" means fearsome for, courageous, doesn't feel pain, not one to say many words, the slayer of worlds, and occasionally enjoys a hot pocket. Men with the name "Brian" grow gigantic beards to hide their battle worn faces. If faced against a "Brian" no matter the size it is wise to stop, admit defeat or else admit thy own death will be swift and painful. He also is known to sing journey at octaves that cause vaginas to secret juices for sexual partaking.
That guy Brian is such a barbarian.
Is that Brian, oh no wait it's just death walking this way.
He is such a Brian, why? , Bc he just murdered you moms vagina and drank that beer truck dry.
by Dopequeen79 December 16, 2016
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brian abbott clark

{Brian Abbott Clark} is an adventure that causes hell upon all the kingdoms that he crosses dragons follow him throughout all the lands he is mighty Dragonborn that can destroy all the dragons that get in his way because no one can ever destroy the true Dragonborn.
Bounty for {Brian Abbott Clark} in Skyrim
by Teenkiller February 27, 2018
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Brian

Brian Chongs are destiny playing cunts that play with 1 gigabytes of ram.
by DoggosRGods March 7, 2019
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Rolling Brian

When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.
"Kyle, that Rolling Brian I surprised you with last night was amazing wasn't it?"
by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021
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Brian

Big brain and good at math. Very smert. Be around Brian.
" SPAGHETTI--" Brian screeched
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Brian

Brian and his brothers started the hustle junkiez
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Brian Williams

He is the best person in the world. He makes you laugh and always makes you happy. He can make your day better by simply walking into the room. He is an amazing friend and just an all around good person. He is really cute, and if you are ever lucky enough to be his girlfriend, friend, or whatever, you should keep him forever.
I like Brian, Brian Williams.
Well then ask him out, he likes you too you know.
by Brian Wiilliams November 7, 2020
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