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brando

To forcibly rape another person or object and then pulling out to eliminate pregnancy. The term comes from Marlon Brando when he raped Blanche in T. Williams' *A Streetcar Named Desire*
Guy 1: What's wrong with your bag?
Guy 2: It's really worn down.
Guy 1: Dude, it looks like you brando the crap outta that bag.
Guy 2: .............so
by c.t.11 March 5, 2010
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a cynical douche bag who has no intention of being nice or getting along with anyone by putting them down and makeing fun of them calling them names like fag noob retard but not having any reasoning to as why they are calling them names. a brandon is also someone who trys to tell you what to do acting like they are bad ass but really they suck and make up excuses for the fact they did bad but never admit to their own faults.
Brandon " dude you are so bad you need to meta game"
user123 "wtf im doing better then you"
Brandon "no ur a fag u shouldnt play ur bad blah blah ect..."
Brandon " wtf user why didnt u help me"
user123 "dude i was dead"
Brandon " thats cuz your bad"
user123 " dude u just asked why i didnt help u and i sed i was dead, u should of known i was dead and yet u ran in and got killed but blamed me"
Brandon " yea cuz u didnt metagame"
by nonbrandon September 6, 2011
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super gay kid.usually portugeese,or however you spell it.dumb ass in school.lazy,scared of everything,spoiled.
that kid that goes to north maine high school seems like a brandon
by chadisgay1212 October 16, 2008
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i bet you're just like brandon
by jmuels22 June 30, 2011
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A jerk that doesn't know how to treat girls, most of them are gays and aren't very smart
"Look!, Brando broke that girl's heart."
"He does that to all girls"
by hate him dsajghlkdsñfjn March 14, 2010
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"Why did you push me down the stairs..? "
""Because it was funny.."
"come on... don't be a Brandon"
by lalalaalalal1231230 January 2, 2012
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A person who makes plans with you and then backs out every time right before its time
by Matthewj21 June 24, 2015
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