massive boner

it is when people can't spell.
it is when you get horny as hell and your penis goes upwards

god i have a massive boner.
i love massive boners

by mr big black dickbutt:D June 1, 2016

Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.

Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.

by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017

garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.

John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!

by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018

weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner

bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"

by Nrayly December 29, 2019

boner taster

1. One who enjoys giving oral sex. 2. To savor an erect penis. 3. To suggest someone is a boner taster. See also boner, boner breath.

1. Joe told his buddy Don that Sarah was a great boner taster.
2. You boner taster!

by Hoyt of the Ledge May 22, 2006

Zombie Boner

When a male ejaculates during sexual intercourse and then retains an erection and continues to have intercourse.

Last night was incredible. I totally fucked Melissa with a zombie boner.

by Kurupt88 October 17, 2010

buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014