a bitch

chance

chance is a bitch

by chance griller May 20, 2022

Not-Bitch

The worst seat in a car besides bitch (back middle). Whoever sits in it must get out or slide over to the middle if a 5th person gets in the car.

Dammit, i have to sit not-bitch.

by Boyofthenight January 2, 2010

bitched

The state of someone whose best friend has ditched them for a hot chick/girlfriend.

"Dude, I can't believe Roy just bitched you to chase after Megan."

by rsdudm August 8, 2009

bitched

Someone gets bitched when you shake their hand and say, "Bitch."

Person 1 and Person 2: *shakes hands*
Person 1: Bitch.
Person 2: Huh? Oh damn. I got bitched.

by technicoloursunshine June 30, 2007

Bitched

Someone who has been ditched by a bitch.

Guy1: Dude what's wrong with you? you look terrible. What happened last night?

Guy2: I've been Bitched. <:|

by manilaman July 31, 2011

bitch

A female dog

Hey, Mom can we go pet the bitch

by lovealex710 June 26, 2008

bitch

1. A woman
2. A female dog
3. A Place
4. A thing
5. Complaining

Examples of 1:

NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!
-Molly Weasley

Supaman dat Bitch!
-Soulja Boy (who happens to be a male version of a bitch himself)

I'm going to tell everyone because I'm a little BITCH!
-Greg Pheasant

Examples of 2

If there's something wrong with the bitch, then there's something wrong with the pup!
-Marge Dursley

Examples of 3

I'm getting out of this bitch!
-Some guy

Examples of 4

THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH
-Some rapper (who is again, probably whatever the male version of bitch is. God, I hate rap!)

Examples of 5

STOP BITCHING!
-My science teacher

by Eeylops May 19, 2008