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flappy bird

A chick that won't shut her damn mouth.
We tried to keep it a secret but that flappy bird of mine let everyone know about my VD.
by CaptainWetbar January 30, 2014
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Ghetto Bird

A helicopter that searches above the hood for black people that are up to no good. There are no real birds in the ghetto, only ghetto birds.
Last year Tommy's cousin got caught by a ghetto bird.
by skidjy June 1, 2018
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Whale-bird

An extreamly large winged mamal which generaly resembles a whale but with enourmus eagle like wings.
Hey hun, look at them thar whale-bird flying above the trailer park.
by connor Jers July 20, 2008
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The Baby Bird

Bring a man to climax via oral sex and hide the cum in your mouth without him knowing. Once he is fully relaxed and completely unsuspecting in the afterglow, lean in for a sweet little post-sex kiss, and surprise him by passing him a big mouthful of his own cum.
It's hard to get to sleep after she gives you The Baby Bird.
by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016
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baby-bird

baby-bird:

Verb. The act of a cum hungry slut opening her mouth like a baby-bird and waiting for her partner to shoot a huge load of his spunk into her mouth. The position of her mouth is similar to a baby-bird waiting for it's parent to dump regurgitated food into it's mouth.
He loves to finish off by having her baby-bird his cock while he jacks off.

Look at that baby-bird...what a cum slut just waiting for him to unload in her mouth.
by ready2please November 14, 2009
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Bird-watcher

Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.
(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!
by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003
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penis bird

The name for an origami bird with a paper 'tail' that protrudes in the wrong direction making it more akin to a huge penis.

Perhaps an attempt at a joke by the sex deprived creators of the origami instructions.
penis birdorigamisex deprivedinnuendo
by penny21 April 9, 2009
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