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Groundhog battle

Ground hogging is where a held in poop emerges in and out of your ass. A ground hog battle is the act of sticking two asses together and groundhogging. Hence where the poops are shoving eachother back and forth. The winner is is the one groundhogs the hardest and gets his/her feces in the opponents anus along with the defeated groundhog.

See also Groundhogging
things got outta hand, a groundhog battle broke out
by Municat April 12, 2011
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Rap battle

Unlike an argument, a battle designed to be comical, racy, and being savage to one another until someone can’t come up with nothing.
Aaron: What is a rap battle?

Me: A game that some think it is similar to an argument, but is completely different. A rap battle is mainly comical, racy and one is supposed to commit savagery to win whereas an argument is losing when retaliating.
by Girls ❤️ shafts October 5, 2019
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The Battle of Breckenridge

The Battle of Breckenridge took place October 17th 2019. Brecken Spaghetti was jealous of all of the other Breckens. She decided that she wanted to take over the capital of Breckens, located in Breckenridge Colorado. The battle was quite a short one. Brecken Spaghetti slayed all other Breckens in a matter of minutes, granting her the position of Ruler of all Breckens.
“Why are all the Breckens dead?”
“Because Brecken Spaghetti started a battle, The Battle of Breckenridge, and slayed them all to be the one and only Brecken”
by Amcj_411 October 16, 2019
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Rape Battle

A game in which two people try to rape each other at the same time. Whoever has more clothes taken off at the end of the game loses.
Jessica: Yo I heard David and Mario had a rape battle last night!!

Carly: OMG I wish I was there!!
by sIRMAI January 17, 2020
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Fortnite battle royal

A overrated shitty free games every single fucking year 7 goes on about. They also say “I stole my mums credit card” to look all big. The new pick up line when the year 7’s go on a date is “are you my parents credit card, because I’m gonna steal you from them” LIKE NO CALM DOWN JOHNNY
Nitty boy 1-hey Alex wanna play fortnite battle royal after school today we can do duos”
Nitty boy 2-sure I’m going to steal my mums credit card and by V-bux
by Sheis_notleng October 4, 2020
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The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons

The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021
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Fortnite: Battle Royale

A video game when you experience gay anal sex and get fucked by sweats
Fortnite: Battle Royale:
Guy 1: "I've been clapped by sweats. They should have brought condoms."
Guy 2: "wtf are you talking about this is a kid's game. "
"Did you look at the urban dictionary to find what this game is about??"
by GayHeadfortnite69 October 27, 2022
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