Base

Locations that belong to us

In A.D. 2101

War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

by PresidentMudkip July 14, 2011

71st Base

Having sex 71 times, with 71 girls, practicing 71 different positions, in 71 countries, within 71 hours.

Dude, you look tired. Have you been getting any sleep?

No bro, I've been up for that past three days. I got to 71st base.

You're a beast.

by Mister Mau5 January 7, 2010

base

{adi.}: describes something or someone that sucks or blows; is lame, stupid, dumb, weak, boring, gimp, pathetic, or annoying.

1. kid: "do we have math hw?"
teacher: "yes."
kid: "damn, that's BASE."

2. "kiera cheated on her bu, she's hella base."

3. "this fieldtrip is base-i'm sooooo bored."

by `virtual drugz March 13, 2008

Second Base

feeling the breasts of the female.... over or under the shirt or bra

example no

by gorge May 25, 2003

free base

when you’re home alone so people can come over

marcus: “who wants to come over free base”

by shiggy on da beat September 25, 2021

Based Twerk

When the male party involved in a twerk also performs his cooking dance on the female's back. It is called based due to the cooking dance's origins with Berkley, CA rapper Lil B also known as "the based god". Twerking may be known as grinding or booty dancing.

At a party: OMG Ed just got the first ever based twerk, he cooked that bitch! He is a true master chef!

by E. McNasty December 8, 2010

based

Short for "debased," referring to a concept, object, practice or ideology that has been stripped of its intrinsic significance by association with and absorbption into the mass cultural continuum. Used meta-ironically, given that the word is itself a slang contraction and represents the debasement it seeks to impartially describe.

"Dude, I think that Nietzsche might be my favourite philosopher."
"That's based, bro."

by MajorMushroom August 19, 2018