wanking while banking

wanking during the process of banking.

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro

by gayduringmay April 16, 2020

bank of america stadium

Worst NFL Stadium ever! I was there and it was so hot and beer was so expensive!! Yeah, it's an NFL Stadium in Charlotte NC for the Carolina Panthers.
The Spectrum Center is a million times better concert venue!

"Hey Alexa, what's the Bank of America Stadium?

"A stadium, dumbass. And it's a shit one."

by WOODSTOCK GUY May 31, 2022

Face Coin Bank

A Face Coin Bank is a bank that looks like a face. It’s extremely weird and unsettling. It just swallows coins.

😂Hahaha did you see the Face Coin Bank yet? Man, it’s so weird!!

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

Red Bank Catholic

red bank catholic is a piece of shit school that will always take alumni’s side over you. aka whoever gives mr. A the most dick suckings. aka whoever gives the school the most money. teachers are rude and call you out for have reading problems or comprehension problems. fuck rbc it’s gross, miserable, and there are roaches the size of foot long hot dogs. fuck the school. except mrs carton, mr herrington, and mrs scaramunzino, mrs. k, and dr. shaladia also mrs kennedy. fuck the rest of you ungreatful swines

red bank catholic sucks and you should never send your kids there

by big dick door nail October 26, 2020

Michigan bank roll

A thick wad of currency (large bills) secured with a rubber band.

"The store clerk's eyes got big as Joe pulled a Michigan bank roll out of his pocket. (This may have originated in the 1920s when there were illegal gambling houses in Detroit. When pursued by the authorities, the crooks would flee to Ohio).

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

sperm bank whore

Someone who donates way more than their share to a sperm bank just so they can integrate their genes into as many artificially inseminated babies as possible.

Person 1: "I go to the sperm bank twice every week so I can spread my DNA over as many babies as possible to create an army of little me's!"

Person 2: "Dude, quit being such a sperm bank whore! No one wants your ugly genes polluting their babies!"

by Ikurasake Gerigenion January 27, 2008