gay brother

A male friend who you would never in a million years consider dating, fantasize sexually about of ever contemplate physical interaction with; however, to the public, you are in a constant state of flirt with him.

Boyfriend: "Why were you sitting on his lap and holding his hand and whispering in his ear all night?"
Girlfriend: "Relax, babe. He's like my gay brother."

by FrustratedChick August 21, 2011

Jonas Brothers

In my opinion, they're okay. I don't think they suck, but on the other hand I don't think they're the greatest band ever & I have no desire to bang Joe.
Their music is fun to listen to, but it's not genius or anything.
And as for their Target commercial, anyone who claimed they did Hello, Goodbye better than The Beatles is a moron.

"The Jonas Brothers suck!"
"No, they're awesome!"
"They're alright"

by Joe!!!!!! October 17, 2008

Little Brother

An annoying piece of shit.

Big Brother: Hello!
Little Brother: You smell like poop!

by Weirdinternetdude April 1, 2020

vag brothers

two guys who have slept with the same girl

"Dude, we're vag brothers. I was tapping that before you where."

by Spellbound July 2, 2014

Coke brothers

How an idiot thinks the phrase "Koch brothers" is spelled.

The Coke brothers are greedy.

by Cuckoofriendandollie November 29, 2018

Hater Brothers

Where haters go to buy Haterade.

You must've been shopping at Hater Brothers.

by redchango January 6, 2010

yoghurt brothers

male friends or acquaintances who have had sex with same woman / women. Not necessarily at the same time, but could be. 1-star for one woman shared, up to 5-stars for having had sex with 5 (or more) women. Typically found in ex-pat populations in Asia.

Yo, dude! We're 5-star yoghurt brothers now. I spent the night with that Thai spinner last night.

by Graham Spider August 5, 2009