Awky Award

An award comparable to the Oscars given to someone for outstanding Awkwardness.

Host: And the Awky Award goes to John! For tucking his shirt into his underwear!

by Luke Rollers October 19, 2011

awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.

OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!

by awkpel November 8, 2011

awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.

boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."

by jc_fizzle June 15, 2012

awkward pocket

a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.

girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!

by agirl6765 December 13, 2012

Awksedreplgrep

Convulated computer nerd command lines.

Used by Systems Administrators and the like to automate things

if you just use the below you can have a nice OS Version detector, basic Awksedreplgrep!
-e /etc/issue && \
-r /etc/redhat-release && \
OSRELEASE=$( head -q -n 1 /etc/issue /etc/redhat-release | /bin/sort -u | xargs |/usr/bin/perl -ne '$rel=(/3\.\d+/ ? 'c3' : (/4/ ? 'c4' : (/5/ ? 'c5' : (/release (\d).+update (\d+)/i ? "r$1" : (/Fed.+\b (\d+)/ ? 'fc' : (/Ub.+\b (\d+\.\d+)/ ? $1 : 'unk') ) ) ) ) );print "$rel\n";')

by hechz February 7, 2014

Awkward-Titson

A woman that always finds herself in extremely awkward situations.

Wow that person likes to 3rd wheel for fun they are an awkward-Titson

by abcdefghijklmnopenis January 21, 2015

Awkeez

Awkeez is used to describe an awkward person, place, thing, or situation.

Ex: Two friends get into an argument and you're having a party and both of them are attending.

"Hey did you hear Brad and Emma are going to be at the party tonight?!"
"Awkeez!"

OR
"Hey did you hear Brad and Emma are going to be at the party tonight?!"
"It's gonna be so awkeez."
"Yeah Emma is awkeez."

by Bibson Tells July 10, 2014