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August 16th

You can slap anyone's ass

Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: Why'd you do that
Boy: because it's August 16th
by Diskmakaa August 15, 2021
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August 30

August 30 is when the perfect human beings were born
When were you born?

I was born on August 30

You’re the epitome of perfection
by sjidowosej November 21, 2021
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August 13th

August 13th is the day the absolute angel of a human Na Jaemin was born! Seriously Jaemin from Nct is such a gorgeous person it's hard to believe he exists- he's sweet, adorable, caring, has gorgeous eyes and an even more gorgeous smile, what is not to love about this man <3 He always showers everyone around him with love and is the most precious bean ever <3 if you don't stan him you're missing out on a stunning person and also the absolute talent he holds like his voice? His photography? His cooking? Seriously how does he exist and might I add his visuals- he is so breathtakingly beautiful <3 if you need a serotonin boost everyday looking at Jaemin is exactly what you need <3
Person: omg today is August 13th you know what that means?
Czennie: ofc I do, it's Jaemins birthday!
by Pixiejjaem November 24, 2021
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August 3rd

An emo girls birthday-
: "Hey isn't it august 3rd? The emos birthday?
: "Oh yeah man I just realized because she doesn't exist that much."
by yourfruitymf August 24, 2021
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15th of August

The 15th of August is national give your boyfriend head and whatever he want.
“hey bubs, i’m gonna give you head because it’s the 15th of August
by bumbum6969420bb August 13, 2021
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August 29th

Go celebrate Michael Jackson ! It's his Birthday...listen to his Music and dance to it ( and for my fellow moonwalkers: just watch every Clip there is of the HIStory Tour you know what im talkin 'bout 😉)
His Birthday is on August 29th in this day everyone should celebrate the king of pop
by Tutaita November 2, 2019
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dirty august

when u light a girls hair on fire and jizz on it.
me and ur sister did a dirty august 2 hours ago
by frække pølser September 16, 2021
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