August 29th

If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.

"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."

by IndieHopper9000 April 15, 2020

August 20

National slap someone call Bob

Random person: Hey it’s August 20th
Bob: oh no
Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe

by Angel Lifestylez April 11, 2022

august 20

National have a bong day

everyone whip out your billys n pull some rompers g

“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”

it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!

by nigerinmybutthole October 22, 2019

August 10

National boyfriends day. Post them to your social media & show them you care. 🤍

Hey guess what!! ITS august 10th ITS NATIONAL BOYFRIENDS DAY!!!

by Hey ik you August 10, 2022

15th of August

The 15th of August is national give your boyfriend head and whatever he want.

“hey bubs, i’m gonna give you head because it’s the 15th of August

by bumbum6969420bb August 13, 2021

August 13th

August 13th is the day the absolute angel of a human Na Jaemin was born! Seriously Jaemin from Nct is such a gorgeous person it's hard to believe he exists- he's sweet, adorable, caring, has gorgeous eyes and an even more gorgeous smile, what is not to love about this man <3 He always showers everyone around him with love and is the most precious bean ever <3 if you don't stan him you're missing out on a stunning person and also the absolute talent he holds like his voice? His photography? His cooking? Seriously how does he exist and might I add his visuals- he is so breathtakingly beautiful <3 if you need a serotonin boost everyday looking at Jaemin is exactly what you need <3

Person: omg today is August 13th you know what that means?
Czennie: ofc I do, it's Jaemins birthday!

by Pixiejjaem November 24, 2021

dirty august

when u light a girls hair on fire and jizz on it.

me and ur sister did a dirty august 2 hours ago

by frække pølser September 16, 2021