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Fa-asian

This is an asian that was born in asia, but was then adopted by americans. When seeing a fa-asian you first see that they're asian.

Stereotypes that come to mind

1. Straight A's
2. Uber smart
3. Obsessed with gaming

The truth

1. Super athletic and involved
2. An average student
3. Really hot girls

Stereotypes that mix with truth

1. Small penises
2. Amazing at break dancing
3. Love techno and trance
4. Short (generally, some are average)
white guy- hey, why is that asian kid in our algebra class?
white girl- he's a fa-asian, he doesn't have to be smart.
white guy- ohhhhh, i see.
by reef it up June 4, 2009
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asian parents

So a lot of the asian parent definitions are actually really really extreme ones. Asian parents will hit/whip you with chopsticks or belts when you're young but will probably stop when you get into middle school. They definitely hate any mark under a 90 cause you need 90s to get into good universities. they'll sign you up for a lot of extracurriculars when you are young so you'll be ahead of the class, though things like piano class or art class will tend to die down once you get to high school because it's "not important anymore." they will compare you to others which does lower your self esteem but they also have some reasoning inside of them as well. they will let you go out with your friends, they'll let you get a boyfriend if you're in your last few years of high school, and they actually do care and try to empathize with you if you're seriously bawling your eyes out.

That's my definition of a moderate asian parent
Asian parents aren't that strict you know.
by riceisguud July 12, 2018
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Asian

A chink. A gook. A zipper face. That smart kid you make fun of and get your math Homework from.
I’m ashan is must like meths
Shut up you goddamn chink lookin Asian ass
by Homo-Cunt November 1, 2018
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asians

not necessarily people from china. people from thailand, singapore, taiwan, malaysia, hong kong , philippines, japan, korea, are also considered fucking asians.
daquan: "hey dawg! look at that ching chong!! he's asian!!! i wonder where he's from"

sharkeisha: dang nigga, all asians are from china.......

daquan: na uh.. asians are all ova the fucking place man........ they have good ass porn and also they cant find the fucking mh 370 plane

sharkeisha: nigga wut
by alacarte123 July 25, 2014
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Asians

1:Asians are so weird
2:You mean that noodle mexican
1:Yeah
by Starbucks Mexican May 18, 2017
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Rabid Asian

A very angry asian person. Often shortened to RA.
"Holy shit, Chov is such a Rabid Asian. He just threw a milk carton at me!"
by Sicle_Mince December 27, 2005
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Wannabe Asian

A person who loves beef fried rice, and talks like a chine often using the phrase hokay so.
I'm a wannabe asian i love beef freid rice.
by TingTong Wong March 24, 2008
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