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Seagull Art Director

The term was coined at ad agencies to describe an art director that avoids involvement in a projects until it becomes a perceived problem at the production phase. Usually a result of forgetting the project was in the works. The art director will make a scene with their production team, order revisions (usually very minor taste fairy changes) and vanish as quickly as they appeared.

This type of art director is sometimes called a "seagull" for short.
Production person 1: "Was that the art director} making all that noise?"
Production person 2: "Yeah, he was being a seagull art director. He swooped in, made a bunch of noise, shit all over everything and flew away."
Production person 1: "Are you going to do what he wants?"
Production person 2: "Nope."
by Maniac in a Speedo May 4, 2018
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Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up
"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"
by Shittydickster September 13, 2009
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Montserrat College of Art

A bunch of girls and hardly any guys. The girls aren't pretty, either, and so you can tell this was written by a guy. I digress, Montserrat College of Art is a dark hole filled with dead brain cells, ash and pigment. Because of it's dark nature, it is nearly impossible to see this pigment.
You dropped them in a Montserrat College of Art, they will never emerge. Nope, not in our lifetime.
by montysriracha September 15, 2010
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Etobicoke School of the Arts

Etobicoke School of the Arts is a high school which specializes in the arts. To become a student of this fine establishment, one must audition into one of the six art majors (visual art, drama, dance, music theatre, instrumental, and film) and if you are a hater, that means you are jealous because you can't get in.
person#1: What high school are you going to?

person#2: I'm planning on auditioning to go to Etobicoke School of the Arts for visual arts. I heard that it is very high caliber and only those who possess real talent in the arts get accepted.

person#1: Cool! That school sounds super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot!
by ESA art student December 28, 2010
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pencil jam art

When someone jams a pencil into their piss hole and starts to draw.
that is a great pencil jam art piece you got there.
by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014
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Blind Idiot Art

A term used to describe the art/streetArt, poetry, music and spiritual/occult practices of a group called the O.O.K, or the Order Ov Kish. Blind Idiot Art is a budding movement that is largely still unknown even to the underground scene.

There are no criteria by which something can be labeled as the Blind Idiot Art, although some say that anything that promotes freedom from cliches and identifications IS, in fact, B.I.A.
-Check this out! This painting must be what all the hype is about
-Yep, that's blind idiot art, straight from the O.O.K.
by idkjustin55 August 25, 2010
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cool kid art

"Artwork" that is sketchy and awkward. Produced by young hipsters that don't have quite enough talent to produce a meaningful piece. The intro to the cool kid movie Juno displays the most stereotypical of this type of "art."
"Wow, the kid that made that must be really hip."
"No, that's just something my 4 year-old nephew drew before he fell asleep."
"Oh."
"Yeah, cool kid art sucks."
by jonofromohio September 26, 2008
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