Awkwedge

That awkward moment, when you realise either you or the person you are communicating with, has been a total wedge.

i.e possibly stealing from a family member and getting caught.

you know its time to back away from the conversation when things become awkwedge.

Hey that girl over there has her skirt tucked in the back of her knickers, Awkwedge. i would tell her but shes a total wedge for not realising before she left the toilet.

by DEEJAYKAYDEE January 25, 2012

Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 27, 2012

awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.

boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."

by jc_fizzle June 15, 2012

awkward pocket

a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.

girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!

by agirl6765 December 13, 2012

Awksedreplgrep

Convulated computer nerd command lines.

Used by Systems Administrators and the like to automate things

if you just use the below you can have a nice OS Version detector, basic Awksedreplgrep!
-e /etc/issue && \
-r /etc/redhat-release && \
OSRELEASE=$( head -q -n 1 /etc/issue /etc/redhat-release | /bin/sort -u | xargs |/usr/bin/perl -ne '$rel=(/3\.\d+/ ? 'c3' : (/4/ ? 'c4' : (/5/ ? 'c5' : (/release (\d).+update (\d+)/i ? "r$1" : (/Fed.+\b (\d+)/ ? 'fc' : (/Ub.+\b (\d+\.\d+)/ ? $1 : 'unk') ) ) ) ) );print "$rel\n";')

by hechz February 7, 2014

Awkward-Titson

A woman that always finds herself in extremely awkward situations.

Wow that person likes to 3rd wheel for fun they are an awkward-Titson

by abcdefghijklmnopenis January 21, 2015

Awkeez

Awkeez is used to describe an awkward person, place, thing, or situation.

Ex: Two friends get into an argument and you're having a party and both of them are attending.

"Hey did you hear Brad and Emma are going to be at the party tonight?!"
"Awkeez!"

OR
"Hey did you hear Brad and Emma are going to be at the party tonight?!"
"It's gonna be so awkeez."
"Yeah Emma is awkeez."

by Bibson Tells July 10, 2014