January 1

January 1st is national slap Joe/Joey day.

You: *Slaps Joe/Joey*
Joe/Joey: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
You: January 1st is National slap Joe/Joey day!

by I cook food December 10, 2019

November 1

The day every guy will lose nnn

Good luck to every guy trying to win no nut November cause ur gonna need it

J: it's November 1, you know what that means it's the first day of nnn u can make it man
B: idk man she has a fat ass I think I might lose this year

by Princessofurmom November 2, 2019

september 1

national simping day
simp for whoever you want
everyone simps for whoever is born on this day

friend: it's september 1 which is national simp day
me: i know! and it's my birthday so everyone simps for me
friend: omg lol!

by luvharls August 6, 2021

Formula 1

A sport that's been dominated by the same guy (Lewis Hamilton) the last 6 years and where all the fans have a superiority complex over other motorsport fans, especially NASCAR fans.

Formula 1 fan #1: Man that race was so exciting!
Formula 1 fan #2: Yeah there were 0 passes for the lead and 3 passes for other positions that were all outside of the top 10! And Lewis HamilGOAT won by 3 laps!
Formula 1 fan #1: Amazing! And did you hear about the NASCAR race?
Formula 1 fan #2: Yeah. It was so boring and dumb. It was just a bunch of rednecks turning left for a few hours. There was plenty of side-by-side racing and the win came down to a photo finish. So stupid and boring.

by tableguy28 November 23, 2021

1 in 1000

adjective- Mentally retarded. Studies have shown that roughly one in every thousand babies are born with at least part of an extra chromosome number 21, in addition to the two that everyone has. This causes Down Syndrome, and some level of retardation.

Did you see that girl hit herself in the face with a hammer? She's 1 in 1000.

by Wallydraigle December 12, 2008

1:11

You know how there's 11:11? This is 11:11, but for the poor souls who are still awake at one in the morning, most likely fighting off insomnia fairies.

Hey! It's 1:11!

by Insomnia is hell April 27, 2017

1. wigger

White kid from suburban area that pretends he's a gangbanger from the inner city.

White kids wearing Fubu

by FallenSun May 13, 2005