Adam

An Adam is an outwardly pretty dreamy person, generally not paying attention in school or in other places, but can be very kind once you get to know them, especially when you come to find out they will laugh at nearly anything and are always willing to crack a joke, even if it’s bad, a good friend and overall great person, generally has messy hair and doesn’t seem to care what he looks like, but will tend to act annoying as a way of friendship.

Woah, is that Adam?
Yeah, he’s just dreaming again.

by Funnydude69420 November 7, 2022

Adam

Adam is a piss boy. Adam doesnt like you, he drinks piss.

Mike: Adam is a pissboy
Adam: Hey that's nto cool :(

by 911wasahandjob November 17, 2022

Adam

Big Disney fan
Usually loves to go on about how much the MCU means to him, can’t stop rambling about it really, he just loves that shit.

Adam, for crying out loud will you stop praising Bob Iger already we get it

by Not at all mando November 28, 2022

Adam

Adam usually likes to bang bitches in the bathroom of a drag bar. Smokes fat chronic blunts and chugs 12 ounce beers in the kitchen.

He has small feet and about a 3” ding a ling. He masturbates in the bathtub.

Did you see Adam riding nude on his Honda Ruckus?

by MTyaloo December 7, 2022

Adam

Adam usually likes to bang bitches in the bathroom of a drag bar. Smokes fat chronic blunts and chugs 12 ounce beers in the kitchen.

He has small feet and about a 3” ding a ling. He masturbates in the bathtub.

Did you see Adam riding nude on his Honda Ruckus?

by MTyaloo December 7, 2022

Adam

A Greek male individual who has mood swings often and has a sexual orientation which holds bias towards other men (Homosexual)

My friend Adam likes to put cucumbers in his rear whilst victim to the happy tapioca.

by Slickjimmy1998 December 30, 2022

Adam

A very hard working person with great personality. He talks a lot and wants to be cool, but he needs to work more on that aspect.

Adam: *tells something random*
Thomas: "Shut up Adam"

by thomasfaraianu January 5, 2023