Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.
by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice September 28, 2013
by My cat is humping something rn June 06, 2017
a person who is mopey and a downer, needy, and selfish. they soak up all of your attention. they are incapable of giving anything back.
a wet mop might be a man you are dating who constantly needs attention from you, but then never gives you attention back. when he is around, he is inconsistently happy/mopey. when you address to him that he is sending you mixed signals and/or tell him that he is making you feel bad based on his actions, he assumes no responsibility for his actions or inactions.
by arlabs May 30, 2010
Getting one's booty wet can be accomplished in many ways:
1.) Having Sex
2.) Accomplishing a goal
3.) Getting Drunk or High (partying)
4.) Tea bagging an opponent in an online game.
1.) Having Sex
2.) Accomplishing a goal
3.) Getting Drunk or High (partying)
4.) Tea bagging an opponent in an online game.
"I saw you with them chicks last night... get your booty wet?"
"Mayne, I drank so much last night my booty was practically dripping wet."
"Mayne, I drank so much last night my booty was practically dripping wet."
by Beaver Browna August 10, 2009
Baller 1: we're gonna beat you in basketbal today.
Baller 2: you're ALL WET, were gonna take you down.
1: how does this look on me?
2: That's ALL WET, that hat doesn't match that shirt.
stealing from your grandma purse is ALL WET
Baller 2: you're ALL WET, were gonna take you down.
1: how does this look on me?
2: That's ALL WET, that hat doesn't match that shirt.
stealing from your grandma purse is ALL WET
by AlbeatU September 10, 2006
A person who is generally in a consistently bad mood. A contrary person who typically likes to shoot down ideas/plans. Someone who "1ups" positive comments with equal or greater negative comments.
by Ben Ridge March 21, 2008