Free Unfollow

A "Free Unfollow" is a term used to describe the Twitter mess of free-follow accounts that make you jump through hoops for their supposedly free, no strings attached follow, but then end up unfollowing you.

(a.k.a. "free low" or "freelow")

Friend: Bro, this egg account bio read: "Hi this is a free follow just because you're you. Don't follow me back, but follow @soandsoblahblah instead." So I went to the trouble of following @soandsoblahblah and guess what? The next thing I knew, the egg account unfollowed me.

Me: Breh, that is so lame. So you basically got a "free unfollow."

by KpopKolorado June 4, 2016

Free paper

Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.

Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.

Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.

by Mr. Suess May 24, 2018

Free Subway

Free Subway is usually defined as a dumb bet involving sexual activity and not getting your reward

"Hey Oliver, I'll give you 10 bucks to bang her."
"Nah man, that's such free subway!"

by Senpai Jeffries October 16, 2017

Free Lipping

Like Free balling, but for females.

She's only wearing leggings today. Yup she's free lipping .

by Tacoavenger February 22, 2020

free the girl

when your friend gets into trouble for stupid shit

teacher: give me your phone.
me: I wasn't on it

teacher: are you arguing with me?, go to the principal's office NOW.
friends: free the girl

by :/ May 15, 2018

Cold and Free

The best kind of beer.

Billy: " What kinda beer you got for later?"

Jimmy: " Cold and Free!"
Billy: " That's the best kind. Perfect for a Liquor Captain ."

by HorseWithGloves September 4, 2018

free speech

Something hated by jews as they don’t anybody openly criticising them nor anybody openly having a different opinion to theirs nor anybody openly disagreeing with their opinions.

Gentiles are exercising free speech again! Quick shut it down.

by AnonDoxy January 20, 2023