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monocle shark

A derisive term used to describe the styling of the 2010 BMW S 1000 RR motorcycle. The bike features an ill-matched set of design elements which includes one round headlight paired with one triangular headlight, and large "fish gill" shaped vents located in Japanese-styled bodywork.
Man, that new BMW is fast, but the designers must have been dropping acid to dream up the dastardly monocle shark.
by XB Swordsman May 12, 2009
mugGet the monocle sharkmug.

spoon shark

A person who slams methamphetamines.
Your mom called they want their spoon shark back.
by cranksterman February 7, 2006
mugGet the spoon sharkmug.

The"Daddy"Shark

When one inserts both arms elbow deep into their sexual partners bodily cavities and procedes to move their arms in a chomping "shark"motion.
I'll just stand today...I was up late getting The"Daddy"Shark from my boyfriend.
by Myschoolsmellslikerottenbussy September 23, 2018
mugGet the The"Daddy"Sharkmug.

Mutt Shark

A Caucasian female who is attracted to African-American men.
Tracy, a Mutt Shark, is planning to go to Black Bike Week in Daytona Beach to find a new boyfriend.
by ChicagoWillie January 1, 2012
mugGet the Mutt Sharkmug.

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go
Sazmac: "You are such a hark the shark"
by Sazmac July 20, 2008
mugGet the hark the sharkmug.

shark biscuit

Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.
She could be a great surfer if only she'd get off that shark biscuit and try a real board.
by BillieBlue November 6, 2013
mugGet the shark biscuitmug.

Mud shark

White girl that arrives with a bunch of black dudes. Bad as hell but ratchet. Probably infected
Was about to bang 30 year old mud shark at the bar then came to and realized it was 1:30am and I should go home.
by fatLard99 December 20, 2021
mugGet the Mud sharkmug.

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