by the pitbull April 16, 2015

by Freckle_Meckle July 19, 2021

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

a literal monkey that can scale walls without difficulty but likes big hero 6 a bit too much, aunt cass in particular.
by aunt cass's ass 123456789 May 3, 2022

by MarkyMark & the funky bunch June 14, 2016
