Luke Guystalker

A male or female stalker of a male. This stalking can include but is not limited to: unexpected public sightings or run-ins, stalking by electronic means, and overall obsession.
Dude 1: "Hey didn't we go to high school with that kid over there?"
Dude 2: "yeah I see him all the time, I'm starting to think he's Luke Guystalker"
by theNatureBoyWooo December 15, 2014
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Luke Whitenack

A name given to someone that is the biggest pussy ever. People with this name suck at everything and are virgins for life.
“Bro look at luke Whitenack over there he’s such a pussy
by Gekyume sperm cell June 18, 2020
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Luke Amicon

When you get right hooked in the face, you are Luke Amicon
by Big_Big_Man November 05, 2017
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luke heinbockel

A bunghusker that usually possesses thousands of pounds in illegal bungs; loves cornhole.
Egads. . . luke heinbockel.
by xXCarlos420Juanitos69Xx August 30, 2011
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Axl Luke

The man who always smiles. When he smiles, you will feel like there's an angel who smiled at you. Whenever you see him smile, you'll think that you always want to make him smile or to make him laugh. That's how precious Axl Luke is. There's no time that he's not handsome, HE'S ALWAYS HANDSOME. He doesn't know but he's so precious that you almost want to keep him in your pocket so that he would be safe. A
" Hey, have you heard about AXL LUKE? "
" Yes. Whenever he smiles, The first thing that will come to my mind is 'I need to live because of him.' "
by joannamsc March 09, 2022
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Axl Luke

He's literally the most precious man in the world. His smile can make you feel better. His voice is the sound that you really want to hear everyday. He can make you laugh that you always want to be with him. He looks ethereal. He's the best and will always be the best man in the world.
" Do you know Axl Luke?"
"Yes I do know him! He's literally the prettiest man I've ever seen!"
by joannamsc March 09, 2022
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Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.
Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"
by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019
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